i get the idea.................sprinkler taps, hose and ball valves along with the little tool for puncturing the plastic tubing (getting the idea yet) I would use the tool to punch a hole right above the sludge line on the cubie then stick a tap with hose and valve in there real quick. ............Also cubies are not UV resistant, so dont store them outside or you will have a mess.
there was someone giving away some old oil that the containers had broken down, he warned it wouldn't be pretty if they didn't have a way of getting the oil out before moving them.
i have enough storage for quite a bit of oil, 800 gallons in plastic barrels alone. would be nice to get a supply like that. do you still have contacts? it would be worth driving your way for a large quantity. i am even willing to pay up to a dollar a gallon, might be considered a user fee for someone who can get it for free. there is a VFW on the way home that has a fish fry every Fri. will stop to see if i can get some there.