Brand Wars

[Dreamer7]

Recently I went up to my grandma's house where they are repaving the road right in front of her house. (It sits on some respectable acreage, IT ROCKS) My Grandma is takin' us down to Subway in her Chevy Avalanche because my cousins and I scrounged up some cash and were hungry. We get to the bottom of her driveway and the Flagman asks us if we're sure her '08 Chevy is able to traverse the same territory a Honda Accord could without dyin'. So I tell him about Ford's "heated Tailgate" option. He says, no, Im a Dodge guy. He lets us through and we go down to Subway, Grandma drops us off, we stuff our faces and start walkin home. We get back to the house and the same flagman jokes, "I knew that Chevy would quit on ya!" I immediately responded, "We had no choice! We were hit by some idiot in a Dodge!" That was followed by silence from the flagman.ound:

 

[Sparky8370]

Grandma should've baked the tires on the brand new pavement right in front of him and been like "I'd lay the smack down on your little dodge there Mary."

 

[Dreamer7]

It was dirt/mud, and, if i'd a been driving I would have spun some of it on his pants

 

[DunesRunner08]

I don't see anything wrong with this story.....lol....just kidding

 

[Dreamer7]

Man dude. You're everywhere with your smart comments!:doh: